Sunday, November 02, 2008

Gooner's Rant 02112008

Firstly, I'll begin with a nice big..

WTF.

Lose to Fulham, draw to Sunderland, lose to Hull, draw to a lousy Spurs and now lose against Stoke City.

Stoke ****in' City.

These are the kinda teams we should be raking in maximum points for!

Lose at the EMIRATES to HULL CITY? Seriously, that night I fell a bit queasy after the match.

And now we lost to STOKE CITY of all people. Our downfall?

****IN' LONG THROWS?
**** THE DEFENCE, MAN!

What good is our attractive football when we have a leaky defence and TONS of chances created going either to the sky or the crowd?

WHY ARE THE PROMOTED SIDES OWNING OUR ASSES?
THIS IS BLASPHEMY.
THIS IS MADNESS.

I feel like kicking some Arsenal players down a well.

Like Robin van Persie.

ROBIN, ROBIN. You are one of my favourite players but you REALLY shouldn't have done what you did to Sorensen.

We could have used your help in the last few minutes.

One Arsenal player that drives me nuts on a regular basis is Emmanuel Adebayor.
He's not what I call a "clinical finisher". Eduardo is one. Not Ade. Yet!

*SIGH*

You know what I miss?

Goals from outside the box. These kinda goals can change games.

We used to have players like Dennis Bergkamp, Robert Pires and Thierry Henry. These guys have scored a fair bit of goals from long range.

Look at us now. Who are our sharpshooters?!
Cesc, where'd you leave your shooting boots from last season?!

Instead of dishing out long range goals, it appears we keep falling victim to them..... and all make us lose/draw!

I remember a few...

Essien's goal at Stamford Bridge that ended up a draw..
Anelka's goal at the Reebok that ended up in a lost..
McCarthy's goal in the FA Cup that knocked us out..

and more recently..

Geovanni's goal against us at the Emirates!
Bentley's and Jenas' goal against us last Wednesday!

This season, I only hope Nasri and Rosicky can bring us goals from midfield...along with Cesc.
Or else, we die.
If we rely on Ade alone to get us goals!

Oh yeah another thing.

WtF is up with the suayness in the Stoke City game?!

We lost Ade, Theo and Robin at one shot!

Who the hell are we gonna play as attack next week against Man U?

I think the way we are playing we should try formation
6 - 3 - 1 or 9 - 1 - 0

Try to concede as least goals against Man U as possible.
*dulan*

But somehow, I still have faith in this Arsenal team.
Look at our Champs League form.

Case close.