Antz In Me Pantz

Oooooh boy do I hate ants in the house.

They are just so farked up.


I thought I killed em' all off a few months ago or so (with ant poison!)...

And now those farkin' critters are back.


Some time back, they made me wanna dedicate my life to making ants extinct.

There was once I ate some fish and chips and left half on the table for later.
I didn't know there were any ants around.

Few hours later, I came back, so very hungry and looking forward to a meal of fish and chips.

BUT THE FARKIN' ANTS GOT TO IT FIRST!
THEY RAVAGED MY HALF-EATEN FISH AND CHIPS.


I was so angry I grabbed the vacuum cleaner at 10pm+ and sucked the bastards up.
Then I found a hole where they came from.

So I plugged the hole with super glue and made Yo Momma jokes at em'.

Then I put ant poison on the other ant trails. The next morning, I found ant corpses everywhere.

I waged war against the ants, and I won. A million to one.

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

That is how I became Peanut the Destroyer II.


How lucky of them they took my fish and chips.

Had they swarmed over my cup of Milo..

They would have "unleashed the fockin' fury!" HAHA. (Thanks, Yngwie Malmsteen)

I hope there's no ant-lovers reading this post.

Now, they apparently have regrouped and are crawling all over the kitchen.

BRING IN ON, FELLAS.
I'm gonna spend some time finding new and fun ways to massacre them.
A mini-flamethrower perhaps?
Muahahaha!

Maybe you're thinking....WtF this crazy arse angry over ants on his fish and chips.

I was hungry! You won't like me when I'm hungry.

BrB inventing anti-ant weapons.