The Rules That Govern My Life

Danny's Law #1 (The Zipper Law) :

The probability of your pants zipper malfunctioning is directly proportional to the urgency of your need to pee.

Danny's Law #2 :

When at work, friends always show up when you are busy and cannot catch up with them.

Danny's Law #3 (The Supercar Law) :

When on the road, supercars will always appear when your image-capturing devices are not conveniently placed.

Danny's Law #4 (MP3 Shuffle Law) :

Your MP3 player will NEVER play the song you want to hear. (so don't bother pressing the ">>" button)

Danny's Law #5 (The Hogger Law) :

When in a hurry somewhere, the people walking in front of you will ALWAYS be 75% slower than everybody else. This law also applies to escalators and staircases.

Danny's Law #6 (The New Shoes Law) :

The newer your shoes, the more likely it is to get stained.

Danny's Law #7 (The First Bus Law) :

When seated on a bus and the seat next to you is vacant, it will have a:

70% chance of being occupied by a person with funky body odour.

20% chance of being occupied by an auntie with lots of groceries from the WET market.

5% chance of being occupied by one half of an annoying couple.

4% chance of being occupied by a dude with leaky earphones.

1% chance of being occuped by a hot chick.

Danny's Law #8 (The Second Bus Law) :

In a crowded bus, accidental grinding is inevitable.

Danny's Law #9 (The Siam Law) :

When walking and approaching a person head-on, the direction of which the person goes to avoid you = the direction you go of which to avoid the person.

Danny's Law #10 (The Earphone Law) :

Earphones bought will always suck. If they already suck, they will suck more. If they haven't sucked, they will suck. If they don't suck, refer to opening statement.