He's Legen - wait for it - Dary.

Thierry Henry. King of Highbury. Arsenal legend forever.

Hey guys. Been watching YouTube clips of this guy scoring goals and tearing defenses apart.

He is the most greatest footballer I have ever seen. I'm willing to bet all my available money that nobody will ever come close to what he has achieved through his amazing goals and contributions to football.

Thierry Henry is the guy who never fails to send me screaming to the kitchen GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLL YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH and shite.

I still remember the last minute goal against ManU(re) at the Emirates a few seasons ago. I have never pumped my fist into the air so hard. My jaw has never stiffened due to going YEAHHHHH so hard. I was ECSTATIC.

But many seasons have come and gone....

Our hero left us for Barcelona, the club that plays wonderful football but are such faggots going around with their "Cesc belongs to us" shite. Fuck you all who try to pry our captain Fab away.

He won like 6 trophies in a single season (I think it was his 2nd season at Barca)... including the Champions League. Boy was I happy that he finally got what he wanted... a Champs League winner's medal.

Some mind-blowing goals and masterful assists later...

He went away from Barca and into some American soccer league club.

And I wish him nothing but the best because he 1000% deserves a hero's farewell from a glittering career of football.

Handball? Fuck the handball.

It's nothing compared to what he's done with his feet for Arsenal and France.

Oh Thierry, how much I miss you from Arsenal.

Scoring amazing goals.

Making me scream like a maniac.

And winning games for Arsenal.

Please come back home in the future.