I'm At Work!!!!!11one!!!

Hey dudes it's not busy here I'm finding time to blog when I'm working.... and I'm working at an eatery! But too bad my handphone doesn't allow me to press 'enter' so I could skip a new line or make paragraphs. ALSO IF I PRESS THE CAPS BUTTON ONCE, IT WON'T LET ME GO BACK TO SMALL LETTERS. it'S fUCKIN aNNOYING. OH WELL. BETTER THAN NOTHING. SO WHAT IS IT LIKE HERE RIGHT NOW? tHERE'S TWO CUSTOMERS EATING OUR LUNCHTIME PROMOTIONS.... AND THAT'S ABOUT IT. MY MANAGER ALSO BORED PLAYING WITH HIS PHONE.... MY OTHER COLLEAGUE FROM CHINA IS HAVING SORE THROAT BUT STILL MUST COME TO WORK. TODAY HIS OFF DAY ALSO MUST COME. POOR THING. I'M STARTING TO NOTICE THE ALARMING NUMBER OF FEMALES COMPARED TO MALES IN THE MALL CROWD. SERIOUSLY WHERE THE HELL ARE THE DUDES? ALL SERVING THE NATION MEH? LOLOLOLCAKES! I TYPE THIS FOR SO LONG AND NOBODY'S BEEN SNIFFING AROUND OUR AREA... ALL WALKING PAST. POOR BOSS... ALWAYS NOT BUSY AROUND HERE.... I WONDER IF HE'LL SHOW UP AS WE ARE ALL SLACKING, WAITING FOR CUSTOMERS.. HAHAHAHA. *SIGH* NOW I'M MISSING MY PUNADBUTTERSCOTCHBUSOKCUTESAYANG LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HOPE YOU'RE DOING GREAT AT SCHOOL! AND PLEASE PROTECT YOUR HP SO PEOPLE DONT READ MY KEJU MESSAGES. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M LAUGHING TO MYSELF AT THE COUNTER. NO WONDER NOBODY COMING, GOT ONE KUKU BIRD HERE SMILE,SMILE ALONE. OKAY CUSTOMER WENT OFF TIME TO CLEAR TABLE. BRB. OKAY BACK. NOW HANDS DIRTY... TYPING ON HP...FARK.. WHAT'S WITH ALL THE KUKU PEOPLE COMING INTO OUR PLACE.... THEN gO OUT COZ THEY ACTUALLY WANTED TO GO E.A.T. DUMBASSES. OKAY LAZY TYPE ALREADY. WANNA MAKE MYSELF USEFUL. SEE YA AROUND DUDES. I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT DAY! EDIT: THERE'S AN EGG THAT'S SHAPED LIKE A BOOB! PICS LATER. STAY TUNED FOR BOOBS. HELLZ YEAH LOLOL

Laptop edit: BOOB EGG PIC