Mistaken Identity.

*COUGH* *COUGH* *SNEEZE*

OH MY GOODNESS.

How did this get in here?

*pushes huge mountain of dust aside*

HEY PEOPLE.

Surprised?!

That should be the longest lay-off I ever had in my history of blogging. I had ABSOLUTELY nothing to write about.

But now I have. =)

I was quite shocked today to find out from my sister that her friends told her they saw me....ON THE NEWSPAPER. (The Malay one, sorry)

She described a picture of me holding a ball and a headline that read (in Malay): "Football Crazy".

I immediately crapped in my pants and rushed off to my Grandma's to find that elusive copy of Friday's "Daily News".

Frantically, I ripped and shredded my way through the pages, and I finally found it.

The headline said: "Football Ghost"

"Group of youngsters taking part in this competition".

And in that group of youngsters..there was this particular guy...

"Danial Mohd Shah, 16 years of age, Unity Secondary School.

WAIT A MINUTE.

The picture.....that's not me.
And I have NEVER seen that guy in my 4 years in Unity.

So...anyone who has answers....please DO NOT hesitate to report to me. =)

And those who thought they saw me in the newspaper, OPEN YOUR EYES WIDER PUH-LEEZE.


I would like to thank these people for this content:

1) My sister. (for making me crap in my pants)
2) My sister's friends. (for giving me that warm, fuzzy feeling)
3) My Grandma. (for that newspaper)
4) My pants. (for keeping the crap in)
5) My mom. (for washing that pair of pants)
6) My dignity. (for staying intact)

Anyway, I'm gonna find this guy. Secondary 4 and from Unity? Sounds like me...but I'll never know. Weird to be living among a copy of the same name. =)


So...on the other side of Highbury...



ARSENAL BEAT LIVERPOOL, TWO GOALS TO ONE!

Two for our wonderful Captain, Thierry Henry! *sniff* Too bad I won't get to play alongside him at Highbury. =(

Maybe at the Emirates Stadium. =)

Though, I do feel a lil' sad for the opposing captain, Steven Gerrard. He kinda created the goal for Liverpool...and then put a winning goal on a plate for Arsenal with his wonderful DEFENCE-SPLITTING through-ball. That farking annoying Luis Garcia scores AGAIN....with the SAME style. Rebound off a Lehmann save, and there he is being a *COUGH* DARYL *COUGH* and INADVERTENTLY heading the ball home.

I AM NOT joking. =)


And away from Highbury to the streets of North London.....


Went to school today at around 8:45am for some things at school. Had M.T extra lessons for 3 hours (GOOD).

Lesson ended at 12 noon....fooled around with the Sphere-O-Fun for an hour while practicing my commentating skills for about an hour.

1pm...Physics extra lesson. (BAD) To be honest, I heard NOTHING. One-and-a-half hours just sprouted wings and flew away. >.< Yeah, quite a fraction of us were either dozing off, talking or staring blankly into space.


And that's all we have for today's section of LAME LIFE OF DAN. Updates incoming this week. After I clean up this dusty ol' Hangout.