Another Wonderful Tale.
Hi everyone! I'm.....err.....back.
Not been doing much since I last updated. It's the same cycle.
Go to school => Come back from school => Night CSS => Sleep
Rinse, Lather, Repeat.
I wonder if this cycle could get me straight A's for the O'Levels.
Ahhh...life is simple, and I love it this way! I feel so warm and fuzzy inside, that I wanna write (type) out the top ten things I love! In order of liking:
1) A Maths Textbook
2) E Maths Textbook
3) A Maths TYS
4) E Maths TYS
5) My Maths notebook
6) Calculator
7) Compass, Set Square, Protractor set
8) Foolscap pad
9) Graph paper
10) Pencil box
*sigh*...but my life is never complete without my:
11) Unity school pants
12) Large and comfy Eagle T-Shirts
School has creeped into my wits further than I wanted it to. But seriously, I love my Eagle T-Shirts LoL. But they can't beat the love for my Arsenal jerseys. =D
That's all I got. (Awwww....don't cry) I'll end with something you guys should try at home...
What do you do when some unwanted guests come over and you want to serve them drink?
SERVE SOME DEATH SPRITE.
DAN'S GUIDE TO MAKING YOUR OWN HOMEMADE "DEATH SPRITE"
What you need: Water, Sugar, A Straw
Step 1: Pour some water into a cup.
Step 2: Put some sugar into the water and stir. Make sure it tastes good. You'll want them to enjoy a bit before dying.
Step 3: Now, place the straw into the water, take a deep breath and BLOW.
Voila! Carbonated sweetened drink for your guest! But here's the catch: Your guests will die.
If you want instant death, make the drink right after you've woken up from sleep in the morning. Death guaranteed, baby!
Don't end it there...there's more fun to be had! Be creative: Add some colour to your drink!
Tips: - Introduce some algae into the drink. Tell em' it's green tea.
- Add a few drops of piss into the drink. Tell em' it's ice lemon tea.
- Add some lao sai (SP?) into the drink. Tell em' it's OVALTINE. (Milo's rival)
And finally......the number one top tip used...
Add some _______ into the drink. Tell em' it's MILK.
I leave your creative minds to sort that blank out. =)
Not been doing much since I last updated. It's the same cycle.
Go to school => Come back from school => Night CSS => Sleep
Rinse, Lather, Repeat.
I wonder if this cycle could get me straight A's for the O'Levels.
Ahhh...life is simple, and I love it this way! I feel so warm and fuzzy inside, that I wanna write (type) out the top ten things I love! In order of liking:
1) A Maths Textbook
2) E Maths Textbook
3) A Maths TYS
4) E Maths TYS
5) My Maths notebook
6) Calculator
7) Compass, Set Square, Protractor set
8) Foolscap pad
9) Graph paper
10) Pencil box
*sigh*...but my life is never complete without my:
11) Unity school pants
12) Large and comfy Eagle T-Shirts
School has creeped into my wits further than I wanted it to. But seriously, I love my Eagle T-Shirts LoL. But they can't beat the love for my Arsenal jerseys. =D
That's all I got. (Awwww....don't cry) I'll end with something you guys should try at home...
What do you do when some unwanted guests come over and you want to serve them drink?
SERVE SOME DEATH SPRITE.
DAN'S GUIDE TO MAKING YOUR OWN HOMEMADE "DEATH SPRITE"
What you need: Water, Sugar, A Straw
Step 1: Pour some water into a cup.
Step 2: Put some sugar into the water and stir. Make sure it tastes good. You'll want them to enjoy a bit before dying.
Step 3: Now, place the straw into the water, take a deep breath and BLOW.
Voila! Carbonated sweetened drink for your guest! But here's the catch: Your guests will die.
If you want instant death, make the drink right after you've woken up from sleep in the morning. Death guaranteed, baby!
Don't end it there...there's more fun to be had! Be creative: Add some colour to your drink!
Tips: - Introduce some algae into the drink. Tell em' it's green tea.
- Add a few drops of piss into the drink. Tell em' it's ice lemon tea.
- Add some lao sai (SP?) into the drink. Tell em' it's OVALTINE. (Milo's rival)
And finally......the number one top tip used...
Add some _______ into the drink. Tell em' it's MILK.
I leave your creative minds to sort that blank out. =)
posted by Danny at
7:22 PM
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