Flippin' Examinations!
Close your windows! Seal the manholes! Lock your doors!
TAKE COVERRRRRRRRRR!
We're not talking about World War III!
THE F'IN EXAMINATIONS ARE COMIN'! OHHH, THE INHUMANITY.
That's right, folks. No matter how much you beg, cry or pay, it's still gonna come. So take out your books, get some thick glasses, put some pens into your front pocket and study away!
Just kiddin'.
Well, the terror starts tomorrow. Mother Tongue oral examinations?! I SUCK ASS, MAN. I MEAN IT. That day, we had some oral (*EXAMINATION*) practice in class, I went up and made a complete star of myself. I stuttered more than Porky Pig, I repeated more details than a grandma and beat my palm on my thighs like it was an acapella performance.
Out of 20 marks, I got....let's just say I scored some crappy marks.
I'm just so embarrassed that I'm a Malay, but can't speak the language properly! Then again, is my family 100% pureblood Malay? I mean, my paternal great grandpa was a Chinese, one of my aunts is a Chinese and from the current flow, it looks like I'm gonna get a Chinese sister-in-law (HAHAHA ABANG.) To add to that, if I find a real Teh Gurl™, I'm gonna have a Brit wife. (OH GIVE ME SOME SUGAR, BABY) Wow, then I'll have connections to Chinese and British people. Now, what if my sister marries an Indian man?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
HO GOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *choke*
I'll have connections everywhere!
But seriously, I would love it if everything I said up there came true.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ok, it looks like I'm the only one laughing here. =(
Ah, I love randomness.
The weather! It's excellent these days. Sunshine in the morning and in the afternoon, it pours. I heard that some areas were even flooded (Bedok etc.) It's weird. Things seem to happen more often at other areas of Singapore. Nothing seems to happen in the west, it seems. No serious crimes like shootings or floods. I don't know whether to be glad or feel awkward. Ok, you're getting bored. Time to take it up a notch.
Read this quickly:
MA ME MO MA ME MO MA ME MO MA ME MO MA ME MO MA ME MO MA ME MO MA ME MO MA ME MO MA ME MO MA-ME-MOO.
....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
If you did try to read that, you just spent 10 seconds flapping your lips. =D
Ok, that's all I have. See you on the other side of the river!
(What river?)
TAKE COVERRRRRRRRRR!
We're not talking about World War III!
THE F'IN EXAMINATIONS ARE COMIN'! OHHH, THE INHUMANITY.
That's right, folks. No matter how much you beg, cry or pay, it's still gonna come. So take out your books, get some thick glasses, put some pens into your front pocket and study away!
Just kiddin'.
Well, the terror starts tomorrow. Mother Tongue oral examinations?! I SUCK ASS, MAN. I MEAN IT. That day, we had some oral (*EXAMINATION*) practice in class, I went up and made a complete star of myself. I stuttered more than Porky Pig, I repeated more details than a grandma and beat my palm on my thighs like it was an acapella performance.
Out of 20 marks, I got....let's just say I scored some crappy marks.
I'm just so embarrassed that I'm a Malay, but can't speak the language properly! Then again, is my family 100% pureblood Malay? I mean, my paternal great grandpa was a Chinese, one of my aunts is a Chinese and from the current flow, it looks like I'm gonna get a Chinese sister-in-law (HAHAHA ABANG.) To add to that, if I find a real Teh Gurl™, I'm gonna have a Brit wife. (OH GIVE ME SOME SUGAR, BABY) Wow, then I'll have connections to Chinese and British people. Now, what if my sister marries an Indian man?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
HO GOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *choke*
I'll have connections everywhere!
But seriously, I would love it if everything I said up there came true.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ok, it looks like I'm the only one laughing here. =(
Ah, I love randomness.
The weather! It's excellent these days. Sunshine in the morning and in the afternoon, it pours. I heard that some areas were even flooded (Bedok etc.) It's weird. Things seem to happen more often at other areas of Singapore. Nothing seems to happen in the west, it seems. No serious crimes like shootings or floods. I don't know whether to be glad or feel awkward. Ok, you're getting bored. Time to take it up a notch.
Read this quickly:
MA ME MO MA ME MO MA ME MO MA ME MO MA ME MO MA ME MO MA ME MO MA ME MO MA ME MO MA ME MO MA-ME-MOO.
....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
If you did try to read that, you just spent 10 seconds flapping your lips. =D
Ok, that's all I have. See you on the other side of the river!
(What river?)
posted by Danny at
3:55 PM
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